1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,080 * 2 00:00:00,080 --> 00:00:02,080 (WHEEL CLICKS) 3 00:00:02,080 --> 00:00:04,040 ('TASKMASTER' THEME) 4 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:04,720 - (SNORTS) 5 00:00:04,720 --> 00:00:05,480 - (BLUBBERS LIPS) 6 00:00:05,480 --> 00:00:06,120 - (GASPS) 7 00:00:06,120 --> 00:00:07,200 (KEYS CLACK) 8 00:00:07,200 --> 00:00:07,760 (CLUNK!) 9 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:08,480 (SPLASH!) 10 00:00:08,480 --> 00:00:09,200 (THUD!) 11 00:00:09,200 --> 00:00:10,320 (KEYS CLACK) 12 00:00:10,320 --> 00:00:11,480 - (GROANS) 13 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:12,480 (POP!) 14 00:00:12,480 --> 00:00:13,800 I'm peeing in the water. 15 00:00:13,800 --> 00:00:14,640 - Whoo-hoo! 16 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:15,760 - Gotta be faster than that! 17 00:00:15,760 --> 00:00:17,680 - Ta-da! 18 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:18,720 (KEYS CLACK) 19 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:20,720 - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! 20 00:00:21,760 --> 00:00:22,440 (SPLASH!) 21 00:00:22,440 --> 00:00:23,040 (WHEEL CLICKS) 22 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:25,200 - (EXHALES) 23 00:00:25,200 --> 00:00:27,200 (CLUNK!) 24 00:00:27,400 --> 00:00:30,480 www.able.co.nz Copyright Able 2021 25 00:00:31,600 --> 00:00:33,600 (DING!) 26 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:35,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 27 00:00:35,200 --> 00:00:39,480 - Kia ora koutou. Welcome along to the eighth episode of Taskmaster New Zealand. 28 00:00:39,480 --> 00:00:42,280 We are deep into our second season. 29 00:00:42,280 --> 00:00:48,960 I am still Jeremy Wells, and I'm still, despite protests from Matt Heath, the Taskmaster. 30 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:52,840 For many months, I've been challenging five comedians to impress me 31 00:00:52,840 --> 00:00:58,320 by completing a series of intricate tasks at our top secret Taskmaster ranch. 32 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:04,000 Tonight, we watch them and we judge them, and by 'we', I meanIjudge them. 33 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:09,760 Then in just two weeks' time, we add up all the points and crown a champion, 34 00:01:09,760 --> 00:01:15,000 who will be gifted this most luxurious dome ― my head, painted gold. 35 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:17,000 - (ALL EXCLAIM) 36 00:01:17,280 --> 00:01:21,640 - Our contestants are David Correos,... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 37 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:24,200 ...Guy Montgomery,... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 38 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:26,560 ...Laura Daniel,... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 39 00:01:26,560 --> 00:01:28,760 ...Matt Heath... (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 40 00:01:28,760 --> 00:01:32,400 ...and Urzila Carlson. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 41 00:01:32,400 --> 00:01:36,600 By my side, as always, my special little admin boy, 42 00:01:36,920 --> 00:01:44,200 the free bread roll to my expensive crayfish dinner; it's my assistant, Paul Williams. 43 00:01:44,200 --> 00:01:46,040 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 44 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,560 - So good to be here, Jeremy. 45 00:01:47,800 --> 00:01:52,720 I would like to start this episode by just giving a massive shout out to some of our sponsors ― 46 00:01:52,720 --> 00:01:56,520 Paul's Key Emporium and Kiwi Tape Measurers. 47 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:01,280 So if we could maybe get their email addresses just along the― along here, the bottom of thescreen. 48 00:02:01,280 --> 00:02:03,760 - Are these people paying to be our sponsors? 49 00:02:03,760 --> 00:02:08,160 - No. I would appreciate it if we could just get the websites across there. 50 00:02:08,160 --> 00:02:10,640 - If they're not paying to be in the show, we obviously don't want them― 51 00:02:10,640 --> 00:02:11,800 we don't want to put up their websites. 52 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:13,480 It doesn't really make any sense. It's not― - Please? 53 00:02:13,480 --> 00:02:15,800 - It's not how sponsorship kind of works. 54 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:20,680 - OK, ignore the websites, but I'll just say them ― kiwitapemeasurers.co.nz 55 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:23,560 and, uh, paulskeyemporium.co.nz. (LAUGHTER) 56 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,840 - Right, is it time for the prize task, Paul Williams? 57 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:30,840 - It is prize task time, and tonight our contestants are turning back the clock, 58 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:37,840 because they have all brought in the most nostalgia-inducing item. - AUDIENCE: Ooh! 59 00:02:37,840 --> 00:02:43,360 - Yes, the Taskmaster will decide which item is the most nostalgia-inducing, 60 00:02:43,360 --> 00:02:45,760 and that person will win five points. 61 00:02:45,760 --> 00:02:50,920 The person who wins the episode ― they'll take home all five nostalgia-inducing items. 62 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:53,680 - Right, I'm already drifting back to the days of my youth, 63 00:02:53,680 --> 00:03:00,160 though maybe that's because I can smell Matt Heath's Lynx body spray, that Africa, from over here. 64 00:03:00,160 --> 00:03:07,440 Laura, what have you brought in? - I brought in a SEGA and an unopened packet of Snifters. 65 00:03:08,520 --> 00:03:12,000 - Wow! - Wow. Oh, boy. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 66 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,920 A SEGA Master System II. - It's a pretty clearly opened packet of Snifters. 67 00:03:15,920 --> 00:03:17,440 (LAUGHTER) 68 00:03:17,440 --> 00:03:21,520 - I just want to apologise. I saw the box backstage. (LAUGHTER) 69 00:03:21,520 --> 00:03:25,880 I had no idea it was for this. There's three left. (CHUCKLES) (LAUGHTER) 70 00:03:25,880 --> 00:03:30,760 - I had one of these, a SEGA Master System II ― Super Monaco Grand Prix. - It had that built-in game. 71 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,520 - Alex the Kidd! - Yeah! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 72 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,240 - All right, Alex the Kidd. All right, Urzila, what did you bring in? 73 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:36,600 - A cassette tape. 74 00:03:36,600 --> 00:03:42,320 On that cassette, I have recorded myself talking about from back in the day in the '70s and'80s 75 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:46,320 and all the fun I had, and then I broke the little nibs out the back. 76 00:03:46,320 --> 00:03:51,400 So if you want to tape over it, you're going to have to chew a bit of paper and stick it in the hole. 77 00:03:51,400 --> 00:03:52,400 (LAUGHTER) 78 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:55,360 - Hey, it was a pity you didn't write anything on the actual― cos you know what, 79 00:03:55,360 --> 00:03:57,520 you get a lot of those at the bottom of your drawer, 80 00:03:57,520 --> 00:04:01,680 and that would give you a real fright if you put that on and then heard you crapping on about your... 81 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,120 (LAUGHTER) ...childhood. - Yeah, but see, 82 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:06,680 I-I kind of figured you can draw little love hearts or whatever― why am I talking to you? 83 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:09,160 You're not gonna win it. (LAUGHTER) 84 00:04:09,160 --> 00:04:14,800 So that they could write on it and go, 'Soothing' or 'Night-time Chats' or― 85 00:04:14,800 --> 00:04:19,040 - It's true. Often if I can't get to sleep, I'll put on Urzila's Netflix special. 86 00:04:19,040 --> 00:04:21,040 (LAUGHTER) - Which one? 87 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:25,240 - Matt, can you beat Urzila's cassette tape? 88 00:04:25,240 --> 00:04:32,040 - I think I can. I can take you back to the mid '90s. This is taking me back to my youth. 89 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,440 (LAUGHTER) 90 00:04:37,800 --> 00:04:43,240 - Talk us through what's there. - The great Kiwi tradition of spots. - Yeah! Yeah! 91 00:04:43,240 --> 00:04:46,320 - That's a full set. That's― That's everything you need. (LAUGHTER) 92 00:04:46,320 --> 00:04:49,880 And for your comfort, there's just a little bit of tape around the end of the knife, 93 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:53,280 just in case they get too hot. (LAUGHTER) 94 00:04:53,880 --> 00:04:57,160 - I want to win this episode so badly. (LAUGHTER) 95 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:01,320 - Guy, what did you bring in? - I've played straight to your heart this evening, Jeremy. 96 00:05:01,320 --> 00:05:07,200 I know you're a big cricket fan, and I have here a mounted Richard Hadlee mini bat ― 97 00:05:07,200 --> 00:05:10,840 limited edition, released after his retirement, the classic collection. 98 00:05:10,840 --> 00:05:14,400 I did the maths. He retired in, I think, June 1990. You would have been 23. 99 00:05:14,400 --> 00:05:17,120 You must have been a huge Hadlee guy. - I was a huge Hadlee fan. 100 00:05:17,200 --> 00:05:21,600 I had the skip at the beginning. I wore wristbands. I modelled myself on Sir Richard, 101 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:25,520 and one day I got to sit beside him at a lunch. It was the greatest day of my life. 102 00:05:25,520 --> 00:05:29,280 He proceeded to drain three bottles of red wine. (LAUGHTER) 103 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:31,320 To dull me out, I think. I was so punishing. 104 00:05:31,320 --> 00:05:33,480 - That's funny. I might have seen him that same day, 105 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:37,880 because I once saw him at the Koru Lounge having a very, very sitting up nap. 106 00:05:37,880 --> 00:05:39,880 (LAUGHTER) 107 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:47,920 - David, what did you bring in? - I had the pleasure of working with this person a couple of years back, 108 00:05:47,920 --> 00:05:54,000 and she pulled through. I got Suzy Cato's glasses. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 109 00:05:57,600 --> 00:06:01,880 -TheSuzy Cato? -TheSuzy Cato. - She's a lovely woman, Suzy. 110 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:06,040 - She's so lovely. - But I never knew that her glasses would have fists. 111 00:06:06,040 --> 00:06:08,920 (LAUGHTER) - (COMEDIANS EXCLAIM) 112 00:06:09,160 --> 00:06:12,320 - LAUGHS: I never noticed that. - URZILA: It's like on a motorbike, though! 113 00:06:12,320 --> 00:06:15,880 - Did you tell her that they might get won by one of the other contestants? 114 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,120 - No, cos I'm going to win them tonight. (LAUGHTER) 115 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:20,440 - Shall we score it? - Let's score it. 116 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,480 - Well, I think David should probably get five points. 117 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:25,440 I want to get him off to a good start, cos I want Suzy to get her glasses back. 118 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,800 I think it's important. So, David, you get five. 119 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:31,280 I think, Urzila, you get one for that tape, cos I'd rather not listen to you. 120 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:37,520 I think, Guy, two points for you, only because I have that very cricket bat, 121 00:06:37,520 --> 00:06:41,400 and I look at it every day, so it's not nostalgic for me at all. (LAUGHTER) 122 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:44,280 Laura. - Four...? - Three for you, Laura. 123 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:49,040 And four for Matt with the spots. - Yes! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 124 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:51,040 - (LAUGHS) 125 00:06:51,400 --> 00:06:53,960 - Would you like to watch a task? - I would love to watch a task. 126 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:58,840 - OK, just a heads up ― this task may make you tear up a little. 127 00:06:59,440 --> 00:07:01,440 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 128 00:07:05,760 --> 00:07:06,840 - Hi. 129 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:09,200 - Paul Williams, I presume? 130 00:07:09,200 --> 00:07:11,200 - You know that. 131 00:07:11,680 --> 00:07:12,640 - Oh... 132 00:07:12,640 --> 00:07:14,640 - Oh, sweet baby Jesus. 133 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:18,520 - Hard to imagine what you'd need that many onions for. - Big lasagne? 134 00:07:18,520 --> 00:07:20,320 - Pretty onion-heavy lasagne. 135 00:07:20,320 --> 00:07:23,080 - Are you familiar with hot flush, Paul? - No. 136 00:07:23,200 --> 00:07:25,200 (OIL DRUM CLANGS) 137 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:26,680 - Oh. 138 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:29,200 - 'Build a tower using only onions.' 139 00:07:29,200 --> 00:07:30,640 - 'Tallest tower wins.' 140 00:07:30,640 --> 00:07:33,280 - 'Also, whoever delivers the most moving speech...' 141 00:07:33,280 --> 00:07:36,080 - '...will have 15cm added to their tower height.' 142 00:07:36,080 --> 00:07:37,200 - 'You have 10 minutes.' 143 00:07:37,200 --> 00:07:39,280 - 'Your time starts now.' 144 00:07:40,600 --> 00:07:42,600 - (EXHALES) 145 00:07:42,920 --> 00:07:44,040 10 minutes? 146 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:46,720 - We're gonna need a bigger boat. 147 00:07:46,760 --> 00:07:49,960 It's from Jaws. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 148 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:56,480 - All right, some high-rise onion construction and some moving speeches ― 149 00:07:56,480 --> 00:07:59,040 what more could you want from a task, Paul? 150 00:07:59,040 --> 00:08:01,840 - Would you like to see someone give it a go? - I'd love to. 151 00:08:01,840 --> 00:08:06,560 - Well, up first is Matt Heath. - (EXHALES) It's not good. Not good. 152 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:08,560 Gidday, Paul. - Hello. 153 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,520 - Try to live in the moment, Paul, you know what I mean? 154 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:17,120 (GRUNTS) I just hope that as we travel on... 155 00:08:17,880 --> 00:08:22,280 God's journey and realise that we do have a purpose on planet Earth, 156 00:08:22,280 --> 00:08:27,160 whatever you... choose― choose to be, Paul, is beautiful. 157 00:08:27,280 --> 00:08:31,760 - Would you say that this is a tower made only of onions? 158 00:08:32,840 --> 00:08:35,640 - The onion part of it is. (GRUNTS) 159 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:42,720 (LAUGHTER) 160 00:08:43,360 --> 00:08:44,600 That was disappointing. 161 00:08:44,600 --> 00:08:47,600 There's a base of onions in the bath. 162 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:50,520 What counts here is all the onions. - What about the bath? 163 00:08:50,520 --> 00:08:53,520 - The bath is unrelated to the tower. 164 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:57,720 - It seems like quite a key part of the tower. 165 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:00,200 - 'Build a tower using... 166 00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:03,760 'onions, mainly. Tallest tower wins.' 167 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:10,520 - I don't think that's what it said. - 'And use structural support as you see fit.' 168 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,520 - It says 'only onions.' 169 00:09:13,480 --> 00:09:15,480 (CRASH!) 170 00:09:16,800 --> 00:09:20,280 - You've got three minutes and 35 seconds. 171 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:24,120 (THUD!) 172 00:09:25,000 --> 00:09:27,160 - How long have I got? - 10 seconds. 173 00:09:27,160 --> 00:09:30,840 - Looking pretty good. Pretty happy with this one. 174 00:09:30,840 --> 00:09:32,840 - Five seconds. 175 00:09:34,680 --> 00:09:36,680 (WHISTLE TRILLS) 176 00:09:36,680 --> 00:09:38,680 (LAUGHTER) 177 00:09:40,040 --> 00:09:43,120 - (SIGHS DEEPLY) It's one onion high. 178 00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:46,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) - Wow. 179 00:09:50,520 --> 00:09:53,920 I guess one onion's one onion. - Yes, well, I measured the tallest of the onions, 180 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:57,120 which was 7.4cm. - I'm happy with that. 181 00:09:58,200 --> 00:10:01,960 When were we supposed to be delivering the inspirational speech? - During. 182 00:10:01,960 --> 00:10:05,680 - Oh, that was good, though. - Well, I've got a quote from that. - Yeah. 183 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:09,480 - 'As you travel on God's journey,...' - Mm-hm. 184 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:12,960 - '...whatever you choose to be is beautiful.' (LAUGHTER) 185 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:15,160 - It is vaguely inspiring. - Yeah. 186 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:16,440 - I'm an atheist. 187 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:21,440 - Yeah, same. Same. - Well, yeah, I personally found it the most moving speech so far. 188 00:10:21,440 --> 00:10:23,440 (LAUGHTER) 189 00:10:23,680 --> 00:10:27,280 - We'll be back to raise up more onion towers in the very near future. 190 00:10:27,280 --> 00:10:35,480 See you right after these delightful and financially necessary messages. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 191 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:36,520 * 192 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:38,520 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 193 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,680 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 194 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,120 - Welcome back. 195 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:48,000 It's episode eight of Taskmaster, and everybody has been on the edge of their seats 196 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:52,960 to find out what happens in our onion-building/speech-making competition. 197 00:10:53,240 --> 00:11:01,080 - Our contestants are attempting to build a tower out of onions and only onions while making a moving speech. 198 00:11:01,080 --> 00:11:06,240 The most moving speech will have 15cm added to the total height of their tower, 199 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:11,240 which at this point would put them all into first place, because Matt's tower was shit. 200 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:12,800 (LAUGHTER) 201 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:17,720 - Who are we gonna watch next, Paul? - It's Guy Montgomery and Urzila Carlson. 202 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,000 - Do you have a knife? - I think there's knives in the kitchen. 203 00:11:20,000 --> 00:11:23,320 - Can you go get me one? - Um... - Or do I have to go and do it? 204 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:26,120 - I think you should go. - I think you should go. 205 00:11:26,120 --> 00:11:28,360 - I think you should go. - But I think you should go. - I think you― 206 00:11:28,360 --> 00:11:30,440 - I think you should. - OK. 207 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:36,160 - You like onions? - Not on their own. 208 00:11:36,560 --> 00:11:42,120 - Well, I'm glad I was specific. Luckily for you, I'm a strong bitch. 209 00:11:42,120 --> 00:11:45,720 - Look at that. - Double onion. - Unheard of. 210 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,480 You can keep that. I know you don't like onions by themselves. 211 00:11:50,480 --> 00:11:54,200 - And I took my kids to Africa, cos, you know, that's where I'm from, 212 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:59,080 and they saw the giraffes, and my son said, 'It's so dirty.' 213 00:11:59,080 --> 00:12:03,000 - There was this guy from Australia who'd entered the Winter Olympics ― 214 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:07,880 what a ridiculous choice of Olympics ― and he learnt how to ice skate. He was a laughingstock. 215 00:12:07,880 --> 00:12:11,880 - Because the zoo giraffes, well, they get their butts wiped, don't they? 216 00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:15,760 They're like the private school giraffes, (TEARFULLY) the flash ones. (SNIFFLES) 217 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:18,280 - No one gave this guy a snowball's chance in hell. 218 00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:22,360 - (SNIFFLES) You know, (SIGHS) he's right; they're filthy. 219 00:12:22,360 --> 00:12:24,640 - I am watering up over here. 220 00:12:24,880 --> 00:12:26,880 - (SNIFFLES) 221 00:12:28,400 --> 00:12:30,560 - Before you know it, this guy whose name I can't remember 222 00:12:30,560 --> 00:12:33,240 was ice skating in the final of the Olympic Games. 223 00:12:33,240 --> 00:12:34,680 - You don't want kids to see that. 224 00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,600 - 12 seconds. - The top skater took out the next skater, 225 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:42,800 and then the next skater took out the next skater, and the guy, he fuckin' won against all odds. 226 00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,800 - Zoos are better for animals. (WHISTLE TRILLS) 227 00:12:46,960 --> 00:12:48,960 (WHISTLE TRILLS) 228 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:51,320 - Why'd you do that? - I didn't throw it at you; I threw it up. 229 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:54,320 - But why'd you knock the tower? - I didn't knock the tower. - What knocked― what fell? 230 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:56,280 - I think you blew the whistle too hard. 231 00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,760 - Is that knife part of it? - No. 232 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:06,360 - I mean, if you're upset about it, imagine how I feel. It was my tower. - Well, sorry, if that was me. 233 00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,960 - Well, don't feel bad about it; just don't do it again. 234 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:13,840 - It got stuck in there, and I wasn't strong enough to pull it out. - OK, hands away, please. No more. 235 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:17,520 Hands― Put the onion down. - I'm just going to put it down. - No, don't put it down. 236 00:13:17,520 --> 00:13:20,480 - You said, 'Put the onion down.' - Put it down on the side, please. - I'm putting it down. 237 00:13:20,480 --> 00:13:22,240 - No, on the side. - On it's side. 238 00:13:22,240 --> 00:13:24,920 - No. Put the knife down, please. 239 00:13:26,800 --> 00:13:29,080 Put the knife down, please. 240 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,200 (CHILLING MUSIC) 241 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:34,200 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 242 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:37,880 - So, am I missing something here? 243 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:43,040 Is building an onion tower much harder in practise than it is on paper, 244 00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:47,320 because those are, so far, three shit onion towers. 245 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:53,280 - I think what you can't see is the buckets of snot and tears that just come out of you. 246 00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,440 I should've stabbed Paul. That's my only regret. (LAUGHTER) 247 00:13:56,440 --> 00:14:01,800 - Stay away from Paul. Steven Bradbury. That story about the ice skater, that is a true story ― 248 00:14:01,800 --> 00:14:04,880 2002, Salt Lake City, the Winter Olympics. 249 00:14:04,880 --> 00:14:08,440 - It's a great watch on YouTube. I got into it during lockdown last year. 250 00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:11,800 - It's like a two-minute race. You got― watched the whole of lockdown― - I got into YouTube last year. 251 00:14:11,800 --> 00:14:13,120 - Oh. (LAUGHTER) 252 00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:15,880 - It's a great website. - Anyone can upload stuff. It's crazy. 253 00:14:15,880 --> 00:14:20,560 It's a miracle TV shows are still happening. (LAUGHTER) 254 00:14:20,720 --> 00:14:22,280 - So, in terms of heights,... - Yeah. 255 00:14:22,280 --> 00:14:27,560 - ...Urzila was 15cm, and Guy was 16.6cm. - (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 256 00:14:28,160 --> 00:14:32,160 - OK, whose towers are left? - They're the two youngest members of our cast, 257 00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:37,200 but they're not the two youngest people in the world. It's Laura Daniel and David Correos. 258 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:43,320 So, what's the technique here? - My technique is to build a base and stack. 259 00:14:43,320 --> 00:14:44,320 - BOTH: OK. 260 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,920 - When people work together, sometimes... 261 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:50,600 (THUD!) ...there's no support. 262 00:14:50,720 --> 00:14:52,720 (ONIONS RUSTLE) 263 00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:54,360 Shit! 264 00:14:54,360 --> 00:14:57,840 (GROANS IN PAIN) OK. Agh! It hurts my eyes. 265 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:00,320 - There we go. 266 00:15:00,320 --> 00:15:02,680 Is that― Is this getting somewhere? 267 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:03,800 - (GROANS) 268 00:15:04,240 --> 00:15:08,320 Sometimes you need to just cut out all of the little... 269 00:15:08,320 --> 00:15:10,880 (THUD!) ...imperfections about yourself, 270 00:15:10,880 --> 00:15:13,840 so that you're more bearable for other people. 271 00:15:13,840 --> 00:15:18,600 - There was a fish. The father had really strict rules for the fish. You feeling me? 272 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:22,400 - Mm-hm. - He got taken away. This is in Australia. 273 00:15:22,400 --> 00:15:28,560 - In a way, I've spent my whole life compromising for people, and I find it tough, 274 00:15:28,560 --> 00:15:32,040 and I cry. (CUTTING BOARD CLATTERS) I cry a lot. 275 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:36,080 - And the father, who was scared of going anywhere into the deep, found the courage, 276 00:15:36,080 --> 00:15:38,000 because he loved his son so much. 277 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,360 - I have to shape myself to be what people want me to be. 278 00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:46,480 - He eventually found his son, not without the help of Ellen DeGeneres. 279 00:15:46,480 --> 00:15:50,560 I don't think there's anything more moving than the power of love. (PANTS) 280 00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,240 - It seems a lot like the plot of Finding Nemo. 281 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,880 - Haven't seen it. - Oh. 282 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:56,520 - I fuckin' love onions. 283 00:15:56,520 --> 00:15:58,520 - You've got 13 seconds. - No. 284 00:15:58,520 --> 00:16:01,320 - I just want this to look really nice. - Nine seconds. 285 00:16:01,640 --> 00:16:03,920 How do you think it's going? 286 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:09,200 (WHISTLE TRILLS) Get your arms off the tower, please. 287 00:16:09,520 --> 00:16:15,000 When the time's up, I'm going to need you to let go. Three, two, one. 288 00:16:15,400 --> 00:16:17,600 (WHISTLE TRILLS) (PANTS) 289 00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:19,600 - (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS) 290 00:16:20,840 --> 00:16:22,840 - (SOBS) 291 00:16:23,760 --> 00:16:25,760 I tried so hard! 292 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:27,760 (LAUGHTER) 293 00:16:30,960 --> 00:16:35,720 - Are you happy with that? - No. It's a pile of onions. I'm sorry. 294 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:37,800 - No, that's OK. - (CRIES) 295 00:16:39,000 --> 00:16:41,080 - I'm crying. (WHIMPERS) 296 00:16:41,080 --> 00:16:43,880 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) 297 00:16:46,760 --> 00:16:51,760 - David, that whole speech was a sob story. You ended up in the bath crying in the onions, 298 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:57,080 and the saddest part about it was the bit that was left was a half-onion. 299 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:59,080 - Yes. (LAUGHTER) 300 00:17:00,960 --> 00:17:03,040 - You're shitter than me! 301 00:17:04,080 --> 00:17:06,360 - So Matt's tower was 7.4cm. 302 00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:08,920 David's ― 5.2cm. 303 00:17:09,120 --> 00:17:10,680 (LAUGHTER) 304 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,640 - Fuck! (SUCKS TEETH) (LAUGHTER) 305 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:18,360 - Laura, on the other hand, her piling technique, she actually leaps into the lead with 22cm. 306 00:17:18,360 --> 00:17:21,760 - COMEDIANS: Wow. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 307 00:17:22,800 --> 00:17:28,400 - I am baffled by that. - Well, everyone else was very shit. (LAUGHTER) 308 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:33,360 - I did a very moving speech. There was― it was― it was a lot. - It was Nemo. Chill out. 309 00:17:33,360 --> 00:17:34,680 - There was copyright issues on your speech. 310 00:17:34,680 --> 00:17:37,800 - Yeah, even― One of the fish in your story was called Ellen DeGeneres. 311 00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,800 (LAUGHTER) 312 00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:40,800 - So, Urzila ― 15cm, 313 00:17:41,240 --> 00:17:43,240 Guy ― 16.6cm, 314 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:45,680 and Laura ― 22cm. 315 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:49,280 - Ooh, OK. So whoever gets the 15cm will win. 316 00:17:49,480 --> 00:17:52,880 - Essentially, unless it's David. He'll come second. (LAUGHTER) 317 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:58,400 - I found Guy's speech the most moving, and it wasn't a sob story, and it wasn't about― 318 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,680 - Neither was mine. - Oh, yours was about cleaning the arses of some giraffes. 319 00:18:01,680 --> 00:18:02,520 (LAUGHTER) 320 00:18:02,520 --> 00:18:06,160 - You may be the judge of this, but Judgement Day is coming for all of us. 321 00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:08,200 (LAUGHTER) 322 00:18:08,200 --> 00:18:11,640 - Guy, I'll give you the 15cm. - (DAVID GROANS) - Thank you. 323 00:18:11,640 --> 00:18:13,880 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 324 00:18:13,920 --> 00:18:15,400 - Sorry, David. - (GRUNTS) 325 00:18:15,400 --> 00:18:20,000 - One point for David, two points for Matt, three points for Urzila, four points for Laura, 326 00:18:20,000 --> 00:18:23,040 and five points for Guy. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 327 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:25,920 - I'd like to say well done, everyone, but I don't think that's quite applicable. 328 00:18:25,920 --> 00:18:31,280 How are the scores looking, Paul? - In first equal, both with seven points, it's Guy and Laura. 329 00:18:31,280 --> 00:18:33,280 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 330 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,800 - Shall we jump into another task, Paul, straightaway? 331 00:18:36,800 --> 00:18:42,560 - I've got the perfect task for right now. It was also the perfect task for right then, 332 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:46,960 and it's also the perfect task for right soon-to-be. 333 00:18:47,120 --> 00:18:50,720 - Please, just play the task. - OK. Yes, sir. 334 00:18:50,720 --> 00:18:52,720 (DRAMATIC MUSIC) 335 00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:56,920 - Hello. 336 00:18:56,920 --> 00:18:59,760 - Hello, Urzila. - We building a bomb, are we? 337 00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,360 - All the information you need is in the task. - Here you go, Paul. 338 00:19:03,360 --> 00:19:05,000 (BALLOON FARTS) Kidding. Heh! 339 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,080 - There's too many clocks. 340 00:19:06,080 --> 00:19:09,400 - Is it timed? - Your time hasn't started yet. 341 00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:13,000 - 'Time travel ― best time travel wins. You have 30 minutes.' 342 00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:15,080 - 'Your time starts now.' 343 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:21,600 - I don't know. Has it been proven that time travel can actually happen? 344 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:22,520 - No. 345 00:19:22,520 --> 00:19:27,400 Have you ever time-travelled before? - No, Paul. Have you? 346 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,840 (WHOOSH!) 347 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:31,280 - All the information you need is in the task. 348 00:19:31,280 --> 00:19:35,000 - You're tasking us with the impossible. - Mm. 349 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:39,800 - A little bit? OK. - That's a negative way of looking at it. 350 00:19:39,800 --> 00:19:41,800 (APPLAUSE) 351 00:19:42,040 --> 00:19:45,520 - Although, Laura's not completely wrong. This is a particularly big task. 352 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,960 - I mean, I thought it was pretty straightforward, 353 00:19:47,960 --> 00:19:51,280 or straight backward, depending on which way you were going to go. (LAUGHTER) 354 00:19:51,280 --> 00:19:56,400 - I see what you've done there. Who's first, then? - It's time... for Matt and David. 355 00:19:56,400 --> 00:19:57,520 - Oh no. 356 00:19:57,520 --> 00:20:01,200 - Currently all I've come up with so far is just throwing one of these clocks. 357 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,000 - Can you explain that? - Well, then the time would be travelling through the air. 358 00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:07,920 - I got you. - What if I made, like, some kind of catapult to fire it? 359 00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:10,120 - A trebuchet? - Trebuchet? 360 00:20:10,120 --> 00:20:14,760 Actually a trebuchet would be sort of a reference to Roman times. 361 00:20:14,760 --> 00:20:17,840 So you time travel in terms of your technology. 362 00:20:17,840 --> 00:20:21,640 - Yeah, so there's double time travel. - Yeah. 363 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,480 (LAUGHTER) 364 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,040 - (GRUNTS, PANTS) 365 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:29,960 - Go through. OK. (PANTS) 366 00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:34,760 - OK, so, Paul, you understand what's happening here, don't you? - Yeah. 367 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:39,480 - So I'm gonna fire the clock through the air, which is the time travelling, 368 00:20:39,480 --> 00:20:42,960 and this is just to give it a ye olde sort of Roman aesthetic. 369 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,840 So I'm back in time, hence all this. 370 00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:54,040 - From this point, I have time, and we're travelling. OK, let's go. Let's hop in the car. 371 00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:56,080 (LAUGHTER) 372 00:20:56,520 --> 00:21:01,280 - I feel unsafe in a tunic, eh? - Yeah, I don't feel safe, and I'm in normal clothes. 373 00:21:02,520 --> 00:21:06,880 - We're, like, getting some distance, bro. This is so good. 374 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,200 Five, 375 00:21:08,200 --> 00:21:10,200 four, three, 376 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:16,040 two, one. There. (WHISTLE TRILLS) Park up. Park up. Park up. 377 00:21:16,760 --> 00:21:21,440 I was on time, and we travelled a good amount of distance. 378 00:21:22,000 --> 00:21:24,000 (LAUGHTER) 379 00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:26,040 - OK. - Sweet. 380 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:28,040 (HEROIC MUSIC) 381 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:35,280 - My name is Marcus Decimus Merilius, Commander of the Armies in the North, 382 00:21:35,280 --> 00:21:37,160 General of the Felix Legions. 383 00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:38,120 (LAUGHTER) 384 00:21:38,120 --> 00:21:43,040 How much longer have we got? Husband to a murdered child, and I will have my vengeance. 385 00:21:43,040 --> 00:21:48,920 - Thank you, David. - Thank you. Just go back home now? - Uh, yes, please. 386 00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:53,920 - Can I― Can I get a ride with you? - OK. - Mean! Mean. 387 00:21:54,280 --> 00:21:56,040 - Come on, burn. 388 00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,640 All right. The clock is on fire. 389 00:21:59,680 --> 00:22:01,680 On my signal! 390 00:22:01,680 --> 00:22:03,640 (MUSIC SOARS) 391 00:22:03,640 --> 00:22:05,640 (MUSIC STOPS) 392 00:22:05,640 --> 00:22:07,640 (LAUGHTER) 393 00:22:09,880 --> 00:22:12,760 It unleashed hell not on my signal. 394 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:18,720 But you gotta say, time did travel ― travelled all the way to here. 395 00:22:18,880 --> 00:22:20,880 (LAUGHTER) 396 00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:27,600 Yeah, I'm happy with that. - Thank you, Matt. - Thanks, Paul. 397 00:22:27,600 --> 00:22:30,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) 398 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:35,400 - You've gotta say that H G Wells could've saved himself a lot of time 399 00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:39,760 if he'd just chucked on a toga and then thrown a clock in the air. (LAUGHTER) 400 00:22:39,760 --> 00:22:42,960 - No, I launched a clock using a trebuchet. - How far did he fire it? 401 00:22:42,960 --> 00:22:48,240 - It was, uh, 9m and 10cm. - That's not bad. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 402 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:51,440 That was a good effort. 403 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:54,920 David, whereas you just sort of tied a clock to your back. You gaffer taped it, 404 00:22:55,000 --> 00:22:56,880 and then you got Paul to just drive you in the car. 405 00:22:56,880 --> 00:23:01,160 - Yeah, I went for as much travelling with time on me. 406 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,640 - So we drove 23.5km. 407 00:23:04,160 --> 00:23:09,640 -Besttime travel, so it's not the furthest. It's the best. - Fuck. 408 00:23:09,640 --> 00:23:11,200 (LAUGHTER) 409 00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:12,280 - Plenty to come in the future. 410 00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:15,760 Speaking of the future, you can jump in your time machine, or just sit through the ads. 411 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:19,760 We'll see you in a moment. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 412 00:23:21,240 --> 00:23:21,600 * 413 00:23:21,600 --> 00:23:23,600 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 414 00:23:23,600 --> 00:23:25,600 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 415 00:23:27,400 --> 00:23:32,920 - Welcome back to Taskmaster, where five comedians are battling it out to win Richard Hadlee'scricket bat, 416 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:38,440 Suzy Cato's glasses and some guy off Trade Me's Snifters. (LAUGHTER) 417 00:23:38,440 --> 00:23:44,400 Paul, what's happening? - Our contestants are attempting to transcend space and time. 418 00:23:44,400 --> 00:23:50,880 So far, Matt has thrown a clock 9m, and David drove in a car for a bit. (LAUGHTER) 419 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:57,160 Laura is up next, and where she's going, shows don't need roads. 420 00:23:57,160 --> 00:23:59,160 (EXCITING MUSIC) 421 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:02,240 - Paul, come on. - Where are we going? 422 00:24:02,240 --> 00:24:06,640 - We're gonna go back to the future. Come on! - I don't know if you can say that. 423 00:24:06,640 --> 00:24:12,160 - Oh, we're going to go to... the future. That's not trademarked. - Yeah. 424 00:24:12,160 --> 00:24:15,560 - And neither is a Honda DeLorean. - I think Honda is. 425 00:24:15,560 --> 00:24:20,640 - OK, well, a 'Hondorian.' - Isn't that a person from Hondora? 426 00:24:21,840 --> 00:24:25,640 - Look, you're just― we gotta― we gotta go. - OK. 427 00:24:25,640 --> 00:24:27,320 - OK. - OK? - Bring that iPad. 428 00:24:27,320 --> 00:24:34,720 It concerns you and your kids. - Where in the future are we going? - Far into the future ―2022. 429 00:24:34,720 --> 00:24:40,120 We've gotta get this to 42, and then we will be propelled into the future. Are we ready, Paul? 430 00:24:40,120 --> 00:24:41,200 - Yes. 431 00:24:41,200 --> 00:24:43,200 - One, two, three, go! 432 00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,000 (ENGINE REVS) 433 00:24:45,000 --> 00:24:47,000 Whoa! (YELLS) 434 00:24:48,280 --> 00:24:50,760 (ELECTRICITY FIZZES, ROARS) 435 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,560 (DULL BOOM, WHOOSH!) 436 00:24:55,680 --> 00:24:57,680 (SCREAMS) 437 00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:00,560 (COUGHS) 438 00:25:03,160 --> 00:25:05,160 Oh my God, the future! 439 00:25:06,000 --> 00:25:10,600 I didn't think it could get worse... (PANTS) than 2020, 440 00:25:10,840 --> 00:25:12,920 but it gets so much worse! 441 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,680 Imagine COVID but a lot of ants 442 00:25:16,440 --> 00:25:21,680 as well as COVID. They come out your― (EXCLAIMS) Lava everywhere, lava. 443 00:25:21,680 --> 00:25:23,960 This is next year. Recycle. 444 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,080 Save the planet. 445 00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:33,680 - Thank you, Laura. - TEARFULLY: Thanks, Paul. I'm gonna call my mum! 446 00:25:37,040 --> 00:25:40,240 - 'Like COVID but with lots of ants?' (LAUGHTER) 447 00:25:40,240 --> 00:25:45,160 - Really bad. (CHUCKLES) - You'd think the lava would deal to the ants, wouldn't it? 448 00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:49,080 - I thought one of the most remarkable things about that whole clip was that your car, Paul, 449 00:25:49,080 --> 00:25:51,880 got up to 42 Ks an hour. (LAUGHTER) 450 00:25:52,280 --> 00:26:00,720 Where are we off to next, Paul? - The year ― 1988; the place ― South Africa, I'm assuming. It was kind of hard to tell. 451 00:26:00,720 --> 00:26:02,720 Here's Urzila Carlson. 452 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:06,800 - I could go back to, like, the '80s. - Yeah. 453 00:26:06,840 --> 00:26:12,120 - Typewriter ― that's very '80s, isn't it? What else did I do in the '80s? I used to smoke. 454 00:26:12,120 --> 00:26:15,800 Well, I could smoke inside. It's 1988, baby. 455 00:26:16,120 --> 00:26:21,080 They're going to have to switch to film, actual film, none of this digital shit. 456 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,080 SPEAKS AFRIKAANS: 457 00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:25,080 ('80S ROCK MUSIC) 458 00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:37,000 Oh, Paul! 459 00:26:39,680 --> 00:26:42,160 - Hello. (TYPEWRITER CLACKS) 460 00:26:45,120 --> 00:26:47,120 Sorry? 461 00:26:47,440 --> 00:26:49,440 Thank you. 462 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:01,200 Sorry? 463 00:27:10,040 --> 00:27:12,040 (LAUGHTER) 464 00:27:24,720 --> 00:27:26,720 (LAUGHTER) 465 00:27:29,280 --> 00:27:31,280 - Thank you, Urzila. 466 00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:34,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) 467 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:43,200 - Do you wanna translate? I understand you were obviously back in South Africa. 468 00:27:43,200 --> 00:27:45,160 - Yeah. - You're up in the Transvaal. 469 00:27:45,160 --> 00:27:47,720 - Yeah, we're in study hall, in boarding school, 470 00:27:47,720 --> 00:27:53,680 and I didn't tell Paul (LAUGHS) that we were going to '88 and I can't speak English, 471 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:59,720 so it was a big surprise, as you can see. (LAUGHS) I even smoked, and I haven't smoked in years. 472 00:27:59,720 --> 00:28:03,920 I'm back to a pack a day because of this. (LAUGHTER) 473 00:28:04,120 --> 00:28:07,880 - There is one of these fantastic videos left. 474 00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:13,000 - There certainly is, and it's Guy Montgomery and his magical door. 475 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:15,000 (MILITANT MUSIC) 476 00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:22,200 - Heya. 477 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:23,880 You Hitler? 478 00:28:23,880 --> 00:28:26,760 - No. - What's that on your nametag? 479 00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:31,080 - You made me wear that. - And you're writing it on your painting. 480 00:28:31,080 --> 00:28:32,760 (GUN COCKS) 481 00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:35,360 - I was in character. (GUNSHOT) 482 00:28:36,280 --> 00:28:38,280 (LAUGHTER) 483 00:28:42,400 --> 00:28:44,400 (TRIUMPHANT MUSIC) 484 00:28:48,600 --> 00:28:50,600 - We got him. 485 00:28:50,600 --> 00:28:53,400 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) 486 00:28:53,680 --> 00:28:56,600 - So, you got Hitler. - Yeah, I killed Hitler. 487 00:28:56,600 --> 00:29:02,000 - You killed Hitler before he could wreak havoc on the world in the 1930s and the 1940s. 488 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:06,000 - Yeah, nip it in the bud. - Should have killed him as a baby. You should have― 489 00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:09,000 - I'm not going to kill a baby on TV! (LAUGHTER) 490 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,280 - You were quite a good Hitler. - Well, I don't want to hear that. (LAUGHTER) 491 00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:17,480 - Let's score it. David ― clearly one. - (EXCLAIMS) 492 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:21,960 - Like 'W-O-N' or 'O-N-E?' (LAUGHTER) 493 00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:26,400 - Urzila, two points for you. - Are you shitting me? 494 00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:28,880 - Matt, your tunic and your Roman sandals are worth three. 495 00:29:28,880 --> 00:29:34,600 Laura, I reckon your Back to the Future is worth four, and I think Guy killing Hitler is worthfive. 496 00:29:34,600 --> 00:29:38,720 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - Very nice. Very entertaining. 497 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,240 - Load me up with another task, please, Paul. 498 00:29:41,240 --> 00:29:48,440 - It's time for another team task, and this one sees the return of my beloved Hondorian. 499 00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:50,680 (MISCHIEVOUS MUSIC) 500 00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:59,720 - Hiya, Paul. - LAURA AND DAVID: Hi, Paul. - Hello, David. Hello, Laura. 501 00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:00,760 - Hello. - Hello, Guy. 502 00:30:00,760 --> 00:30:03,120 - Oh, car! - Ooh. - Ooh, uh, burnout. 503 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:04,160 Let's wreck this car. 504 00:30:04,160 --> 00:30:06,320 - Lot of balloons in there. - Yes. 505 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:07,720 - Huge number. 506 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,960 - Hello. - What's in the balloon? - A task. 507 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,560 - Don't let it go. 508 00:30:11,560 --> 00:30:13,440 - The task is inside, sorry. 509 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,400 - Are you sure we don't wanna just slam it in the door? - Hold the string. Hold the string. 510 00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:18,160 Oh my God, it's a condom. - It's not. 511 00:30:18,160 --> 00:30:21,920 - I'm not touching a condom. - Look at the flap on that. That's been in his wallet foryears. 512 00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,640 - See, look, this is gonna be dramatic. 513 00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,320 - Yep, I knew that wouldn't work. 514 00:30:28,280 --> 00:30:29,800 (BALLOON HISSES SOFTLY) 515 00:30:29,800 --> 00:30:31,560 - (BOTH LAUGH) (POP!) - Oh! 516 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,440 - (YELLS) That was really festive! 517 00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:37,440 - 'Pack Paul's car with inflated objects from the caravan.' 518 00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:39,880 - 'Most inflated objects in Paul's car wins.' 519 00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,040 - 'You have seven minutes. Your time starts now.' OK. 520 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,040 - OK, we can do that. 521 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:45,680 (SIGHS) Let's not be messy. 522 00:30:45,680 --> 00:30:49,880 - GUY: We need― yeah, you gonna get, like, a net or something? - Yes. 523 00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:54,480 - Oh, shit! - Whoa, mine, mine, mine! (BALLOONS SQUEAK) 524 00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,480 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 525 00:30:57,080 --> 00:31:00,080 - You're obviously a big fan of balloons, so people have got to get the balloons into your cars. 526 00:31:00,080 --> 00:31:03,120 - Very simple task ― get the balloons, put them in my car. 527 00:31:03,120 --> 00:31:07,680 Obviously the windows were open, but my car keys were in my pocket. All you had to do wasask. 528 00:31:09,920 --> 00:31:12,920 - How many balloons can the other guys fit in Paul's car? 529 00:31:12,920 --> 00:31:16,520 It's important questions like these that will have to wait, because we're taking a break. 530 00:31:16,520 --> 00:31:20,920 We'll see you in just a moment. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 531 00:31:22,200 --> 00:31:22,360 * 532 00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,360 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 533 00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,360 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 534 00:31:27,400 --> 00:31:28,560 - Welcome back to Taskmaster, 535 00:31:28,560 --> 00:31:34,480 the only show on television to play a fun balloon gameandkill Hitler in the same episode. 536 00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:35,960 Paul, how's everything shaping up? 537 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:42,160 - We're about to watch a task where our teams are attempting to fill my car with balloons. 538 00:31:42,160 --> 00:31:46,080 - Which team should we watch first? - Urzila and Matt. 539 00:31:46,080 --> 00:31:48,160 - Are we just gonna go old school and just transport it? 540 00:31:48,160 --> 00:31:50,760 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, and then slam the door shut, I guess. 541 00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:57,080 - Do they still have to be inflated when they get over there? - What does the task say? 542 00:31:57,080 --> 00:31:59,040 - Can we pop them all and just bring popped ones over? 543 00:31:59,040 --> 00:32:01,920 - All the information you need is in the task. - Oh, come on, Paul. 544 00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:06,520 - I'll close the window. You start bringing balloons. 545 00:32:07,480 --> 00:32:09,480 (LAUGHTER) 546 00:32:14,880 --> 00:32:21,720 What are you doing? Put those in the front and block the driver's and the passenger window. 547 00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:25,520 - Is it the biggest or the most? - The most. - Oh. 548 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,920 - (SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY) How much time? 549 00:32:29,040 --> 00:32:31,080 - You've got three-and-a-half minutes. - Oh yeah. 550 00:32:31,080 --> 00:32:33,080 (OBJECTS CLATTER) 551 00:32:34,720 --> 00:32:36,480 (LAUGHTER) 552 00:32:36,480 --> 00:32:40,960 - And if we do it together? - You've got 80 seconds. - Oh. 553 00:32:43,160 --> 00:32:46,560 - There's quite a lot in there. - Yeah. Don't push too hard. (WHISTLE TRILLS) 554 00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:48,560 - Hands off. 555 00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:52,640 - We're happy. - Thank you, Matt. Thank you, Urzila. 556 00:32:52,640 --> 00:32:55,240 - Thank you, Paul. - (BOTH PANT) 557 00:32:55,240 --> 00:32:57,760 - Environmentally, I'm stressing out. - Yes. 558 00:32:57,760 --> 00:33:01,640 - You could have helped, Paul. You could have put some in there for us. 559 00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:05,080 - I'll pick up all the ones that have blown away. - Oh, OK. 560 00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,080 (POP!) - (GRUNTS) 561 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:09,320 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 562 00:33:10,840 --> 00:33:14,280 - So, uh, after doing that task, you guys said, 'Oh no, we're happy.' 563 00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,400 - Yeah. Yeah. - Felt pretty with that. 564 00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:19,320 - So total inflated objects ― 65. - That's not bad. - That's pretty... 565 00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:22,600 (APPLAUSE) - That's all right, yeah. - That's bloody good. 566 00:33:22,600 --> 00:33:27,800 - Up next ― they're the younger team, so they've had more recent experience with balloons. 567 00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:30,000 It's Laura, David and Guy. 568 00:33:32,520 --> 00:33:35,720 - Most of them had better not be helium. 569 00:33:36,560 --> 00:33:38,560 (LAUGHTER) 570 00:33:40,600 --> 00:33:42,600 (LAUGHTER) 571 00:33:45,120 --> 00:33:47,120 - (COMEDIANS EXCLAIM) 572 00:33:47,120 --> 00:33:49,120 (SNEAKY MUSIC) 573 00:33:53,480 --> 00:33:57,560 - WHISPERS: Hello, Laura. - WHISPERS: Hello, Paul. 574 00:33:57,560 --> 00:34:01,240 What do you want? - The task is in your locker. 575 00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,800 - Ooh, sneaky. (PAPER RUSTLES) 576 00:34:08,400 --> 00:34:14,680 'During the next task, stealthily sabotage your team. If your team loses, you win. 577 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:22,480 'If your team wins, you get no points. If your team accuses you of sabotage, you get no points.' 578 00:34:23,040 --> 00:34:26,040 (WHIMPERS) But they're my friends. 579 00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:29,520 Do they know to watch out for sabotage? 580 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:34,200 - WHISPERS: No, don't let them know. You want the points. 581 00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:37,440 - But I... - They would do the same if they were in your shoes. 582 00:34:37,440 --> 00:34:38,720 - Would they? - Yeah. 583 00:34:38,720 --> 00:34:42,160 - I wouldn't say― I feel like David wouldn't. - OK, David wouldn't, but Guy would. 584 00:34:42,160 --> 00:34:47,240 - Guy absolutely 100% would. He's every man for himself. - Yeah. 585 00:34:47,240 --> 00:34:51,840 - OK, I should play the game. - BOTH: Thank you. - (GASPS) 586 00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:57,520 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) - (URZILA GUFFAWS) - Well, well, well. 587 00:34:58,640 --> 00:35:01,320 So, three friends. 588 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,560 Sabotage is afoot. - (LAUGHS) 589 00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:12,400 - And what about that line from Laura saying that Guy would do the same thing, but not David? 590 00:35:12,400 --> 00:35:15,680 - I think she's on the money. (LAUGHTER) 591 00:35:15,960 --> 00:35:19,120 - Look at this gap that's appeared here. (LAUGHTER) 592 00:35:19,120 --> 00:35:24,440 - Why are you giving me that look?! - I don't know, ma'am. (LAUGHTER) 593 00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:26,920 - So shall we see how Laura goes sabotaging her team? 594 00:35:26,920 --> 00:35:30,800 - Let's see how Laura goes sabotaging her team. 595 00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:36,760 - You carry them like this and put them underneath here. - Oh, yeah. 596 00:35:36,760 --> 00:35:42,960 - Are they not helium? - Some of them were. - OK, I'll get more stuff. (PANTS) 597 00:35:43,800 --> 00:35:45,800 (LAUGHTER) 598 00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,880 (POP!) - Why are some of these balloons being so hostile? 599 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:56,480 (POP!) - Oh, man! I'm so scared of popping! - How are we going for time? 600 00:35:56,480 --> 00:35:58,920 - You've got four minutes and 24 seconds. 601 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:01,400 (TROLLEY RATTLES) 602 00:36:01,520 --> 00:36:06,840 - Great move with the trolley. - Oh, these are electric. Are the keys in? 603 00:36:06,840 --> 00:36:10,400 - In where? - 'In where?' Where else would I care about where the keys are? 604 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:12,040 - Uh... 605 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:16,120 - PANTS: OK, just wait. Here we go. (MUMBLES SOFTLY) 606 00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:18,120 - Here, I'll stack. 607 00:36:18,120 --> 00:36:20,120 (LAUGHTER) 608 00:36:22,720 --> 00:36:24,720 - (GRUNTS) Helium. 609 00:36:25,240 --> 00:36:27,240 Ow! Agh! - Oh, are you all good? Are you all right? 610 00:36:27,240 --> 00:36:31,440 - Yeah, I think I rolled my ankle. - Oh no. - Oh my God. 611 00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:34,680 (LAUGHTER) 612 00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:36,680 - (ALL EXCLAIM) 613 00:36:38,720 --> 00:36:40,480 - Yes! - (PANTS) 614 00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:42,480 - Oh. 615 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:44,520 (LAUGHTER) 616 00:36:44,520 --> 00:36:48,320 (WHISTLE TRILLS) - Stop. Drop the paddle pop. 617 00:36:48,440 --> 00:36:51,360 How'd that go? - Not great. - BREATHLESSLY: It was tiring. 618 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:54,800 - Not bad. - How many inflated items do you guys think you got in there? 619 00:36:54,800 --> 00:36:58,000 - Probably anywhere between 1 and 100. 620 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,840 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) 621 00:37:02,240 --> 00:37:04,920 - Incredible that none of your team noticed that, 622 00:37:04,920 --> 00:37:09,520 cos that is some of the worst balloon-putting-in-a-car I've ever seen. 623 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:12,240 - I genuinely thought you rolled your ankle! 624 00:37:12,240 --> 00:37:16,520 - Did you not get frustrated, Guy, because you looked like you were doing a lot of work forthat― 625 00:37:16,520 --> 00:37:22,920 - Yeah, I mean, that was just― you are a real fuckin' piece of work! (LAUGHTER) 626 00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,760 - So how many balloons did these guys get in there with Laura sabotaging? 627 00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:33,960 - The number to beat was 65 from the first team. Guy himself contributed 58, 628 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:40,320 and overall this team had 84. - (GRUNTS) Yes! Yes! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 629 00:37:40,320 --> 00:37:43,720 Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! (LAUGHTER) 630 00:37:44,640 --> 00:37:49,240 - The rules dictate, Laura, that you don't get any points, because you didn't stop your team from winning. 631 00:37:49,240 --> 00:37:52,200 Guy and David get five points each. - (EXHALES) (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 632 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:55,800 - And you guys get two each ― two, five, zero. 633 00:37:56,960 --> 00:38:00,240 - Laura, I-I'm sorry. I shouldn't have pulled the fingers at you. 634 00:38:00,240 --> 00:38:05,840 - All right, we have one more task. This one is live. It's happening right here on our stage. 635 00:38:05,840 --> 00:38:12,520 You do not want to miss this. We'll see you very, very soon. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 636 00:38:13,260 --> 00:38:13,580 * 637 00:38:13,580 --> 00:38:15,580 (QUIRKY MUSIC) 638 00:38:15,620 --> 00:38:17,620 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 639 00:38:19,100 --> 00:38:22,420 - Welcome back to the final part of this week's Taskmaster. 640 00:38:22,420 --> 00:38:26,780 We are devastatingly close to knowing who takes home a SEGA Master System II 641 00:38:26,780 --> 00:38:33,020 and Matt Heath's old spotting knives, but first, Paul, I demand to know how the scoreboard'slooking. 642 00:38:33,020 --> 00:38:38,020 - With quite a lead on 17 points, Guy Montgomery. (APPLAUSE) 643 00:38:39,700 --> 00:38:47,100 - We're going to go up on to the stage now for our final task of the evening. Off you go, guys. 644 00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:48,300 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 645 00:38:48,300 --> 00:38:49,860 - All right, it's task-reading time, Paul. 646 00:38:49,860 --> 00:38:54,820 Would you like to give it to the person with the best speaking voice to read the task, please? 647 00:38:54,980 --> 00:38:57,860 - Matt Heath, clearly. (LAUGHTER) 648 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:03,420 - (CLEARS THROAT) 'Draw a life-size self-portrait. 649 00:39:03,420 --> 00:39:08,740 'Your nose must be inside your nose-hole at all times. Most accurate self-portrait wins. 650 00:39:08,740 --> 00:39:14,980 'You have 200 seconds. Your time starts when Paul blows his whistle.' (LAUGHTER) 651 00:39:14,980 --> 00:39:19,460 - Yes, you're drawing yourself. Your nose must stay in. Artists, are you ready? 652 00:39:19,460 --> 00:39:23,860 - URZILA: Mm-hm. - Only Urzila said yes. (WALL BANGS) 653 00:39:24,180 --> 00:39:26,180 OK. (WHISTLE TRILLS) 654 00:39:26,980 --> 00:39:28,980 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 655 00:39:29,220 --> 00:39:31,220 (MARKERS SQUEAK) 656 00:39:37,380 --> 00:39:40,180 - Oh no, I broke my pen. (LAUGHTER) 657 00:39:42,820 --> 00:39:45,420 (MUMBLES, GRUNTS) (LAUGHTER) 658 00:39:46,060 --> 00:39:48,460 - David, here's another pen. 659 00:39:48,460 --> 00:39:50,220 (WHIMSICAL MUSIC) 660 00:39:50,220 --> 00:39:52,220 (LAUGHTER) 661 00:39:53,540 --> 00:39:58,820 - Oh, I broke another pen! - I don't have another pen. (LAUGHTER) 662 00:39:59,100 --> 00:40:01,100 (WALL THUDS) 663 00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:06,380 If you are struggling to reach the lower portion of your body, the pens do extend out longer. 664 00:40:06,380 --> 00:40:08,780 - (GRUNTS) Paul! (LAUGHTER) 665 00:40:10,020 --> 00:40:13,500 YELLS: This is nothing, Paul! (LAUGHTER) 666 00:40:21,420 --> 00:40:25,980 - Please keep your nose in, David. - Yeah, it's in. (LAUGHTER) 667 00:40:25,980 --> 00:40:32,180 - 50 seconds left ― one quarter of the time left. David's pen is very broken. 668 00:40:32,900 --> 00:40:37,780 He's kind of carving at this point. 10 seconds. (APPLAUSE) 669 00:40:41,140 --> 00:40:45,980 (WHISTLE TRILLS) Pens down. Stay blocking your picture, please. 670 00:40:45,980 --> 00:40:53,180 Urzila, please step aside and reveal your portrait. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) 671 00:40:55,300 --> 00:40:58,380 - So this is, like, I'd say, 11.30 at the viaduct, 672 00:40:58,380 --> 00:41:03,660 where only that part of the mouth still has lipstick on. (CHUCKLES) But even not being able to see, 673 00:41:03,660 --> 00:41:06,540 I still nailed the tits, like... (LAUGHTER) 674 00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:09,460 Lefty is a bit smaller than the other one. (LAUGHTER) 675 00:41:09,460 --> 00:41:13,220 - Matt, please step aside and reveal your portrait. - (EXHALES) 676 00:41:13,220 --> 00:41:15,220 (LAUGHTER, APPLAUSE) 677 00:41:18,260 --> 00:41:21,460 I think that's really good. It looks just like me. 678 00:41:21,460 --> 00:41:24,060 - You've got tits! - Yeah, I don't know how that happened. 679 00:41:24,060 --> 00:41:26,780 - What was that meant to be? - Pecs. (LAUGHTER) 680 00:41:27,260 --> 00:41:30,980 - You've got three fingers, and no fingers on the other hand. - Yep 681 00:41:30,980 --> 00:41:33,380 Looks like a five-pointer to me. (LAUGHTER) 682 00:41:33,580 --> 00:41:35,460 - Go on, Laura. 683 00:41:35,460 --> 00:41:37,540 - (EXCLAIMS) (APPLAUSE) 684 00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:41,980 - This is me at my goal weight. (LAUGHTER) 685 00:41:41,980 --> 00:41:45,660 - You've lost half of you down the bottom there. - Exactly. 686 00:41:45,660 --> 00:41:47,420 (LAUGHTER) 687 00:41:47,420 --> 00:41:49,420 - Guy Montgomery. 688 00:41:49,940 --> 00:41:53,220 - Huh. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER) 689 00:41:56,620 --> 00:42:01,580 Traditional Guy Montgomery head there, and that traditional, sort of, strong right arm, 690 00:42:01,580 --> 00:42:05,420 and then over here, this is― that's my little hand. (LAUGHTER) 691 00:42:05,420 --> 00:42:08,900 It says, 'My name is Guy Montgomery, and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar.' 692 00:42:08,900 --> 00:42:14,820 Obviously this looks like a lot of vanilla white guys. Just something to distinguish myself. 693 00:42:14,820 --> 00:42:17,300 That went pretty badly. (LAUGHTER) 694 00:42:17,300 --> 00:42:20,580 - Speaking of badly, David. (LAUGHTER) 695 00:42:21,020 --> 00:42:23,020 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 696 00:42:28,620 --> 00:42:33,980 - So David did break his pen and then break the backup pen. (LAUGHTER) 697 00:42:33,980 --> 00:42:39,100 - I reckon this part here ― fuckin' accurate. Don't know why I've drawn my fingers like curly hair, but... 698 00:42:39,100 --> 00:42:43,620 Oh, what's that? You don't know who it is? I've written my name, carved my name. 699 00:42:43,620 --> 00:42:48,100 - His name is famously... (GERMAN ACCENT) Dach. (LAUGHTER) 700 00:42:48,100 --> 00:42:53,500 - OK, come on down and let's judge them, eh? (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 701 00:42:55,660 --> 00:42:59,980 Welcome back, everyone. I personally thought you were pretty good, Urzila. 702 00:42:59,980 --> 00:43:03,020 - Thank you. Thanks, Taskmaster. - And you've been pretty rubbish all show, 703 00:43:03,020 --> 00:43:05,900 but I think five points for you. - Yeah! (APPLAUSE) 704 00:43:05,900 --> 00:43:09,820 - I like the fact you did it nude. - Yeah. - Four points for you, Matt. 705 00:43:09,820 --> 00:43:11,780 - Yes! (APPLAUSE) - Three for you, Laura. 706 00:43:11,780 --> 00:43:18,380 Two for you, Guy, and not surprisingly, just one for you. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 707 00:43:19,100 --> 00:43:22,900 - So that's one point for David, two points for Guy, three points for Laura, four points for Matt, 708 00:43:22,900 --> 00:43:27,700 and five points for Urzila Carlson. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 709 00:43:27,700 --> 00:43:30,540 - So how does that affect our overall series' scores? 710 00:43:30,540 --> 00:43:36,020 - Out in front on 132 points is Laura Daniel. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 711 00:43:36,820 --> 00:43:39,500 - What about the episode tonight, Paul? 712 00:43:39,500 --> 00:43:44,580 - A dominant performance with 19 points, the winner of episode eight ― Guy Montgomery. 713 00:43:44,580 --> 00:43:47,180 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 714 00:43:47,180 --> 00:43:53,740 - Well done, Guy. I couldn't imagine a better person to drown themselves in 15-year-old Snifters. 715 00:43:53,740 --> 00:43:57,740 Get up there on stage. Enjoy the experience. (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 716 00:43:57,740 --> 00:44:03,700 We've truly seen it all across this hour of television. We've travelled through time, travelled a clock 717 00:44:03,700 --> 00:44:07,260 and put some balloons in a car that wasn't travelling at all. 718 00:44:07,260 --> 00:44:12,180 We've also found a worthy winner in the form of Guy Montgomery! (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 719 00:44:12,180 --> 00:44:20,380 As for the rest of you, thanks very much for your company. We'll see you all next week. Night-night. 720 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:22,380 (CHEERING, APPLAUSE) 721 00:44:22,380 --> 00:44:24,380 ('TASKMASTER' THEME) 722 00:44:27,700 --> 00:44:30,100 (CROWD ROARS) - Pretty good. 723 00:44:32,980 --> 00:44:36,780 - 724 00:44:37,820 --> 00:44:41,460 (OUT OF TUNE GUITAR PLAYS) - 725 00:44:41,460 --> 00:44:45,060 - I told you this last series ― we're not gonna do a musical episode. 726 00:44:45,060 --> 00:44:47,640 - Leave me alone, Paul. (LAUGHTER)